ASSHOLE

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for

dinner. 
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but  will give them a
clue and let them guess. 
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their
plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. 
Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'. 
The little girl screams to her brother  
'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..